[ Fortunately for everyone involved, it's a normal chantily cake. No pranks or anything. It has the right balance of sweet and nonsweet, topped off with some fresh fruits of orange, kiwis, strawberries and blueberries. The bread is light and airy with a hint of vanilla and the cream feels like it would melt on your tongue. ]

Yeah? Why would I waste an opportunity if it's right there? Free cake!

[ He makes it seem so impersonal, but. He did get it for him nonetheless. ]

It's hard not to dislike this particular cake either.